Episode 37 - Is That A Lobster In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To Sea-Meat? (feat. Lara McConnell!)

This week, with special guest Lara McConnell, we talk about MySpace, the Andy Richter scale, being a strong independent black woman who don't need no man, Slender, OWOTP Maude Garrett, LA Noire, our stories from the weekend (including orgies, spitting, 'knighting', pretty girls, disembodied nipples, and our favourite 'djuo', PBJ). In gaming news, we recap the Ouya's Kickstarter drive, Windows accidentally announce a new Xbox (then cover it up), Blizzard's security is breached, Epic Games hire Big Huge Games alumni, Ubisoft delays Assassin's Creed III on PC, Beyond Good & Evil HD gets a retail release, and Jet Set Radio HD gets a release date and price. And finally, Ask SSJ leads to discussions of pets, farts, peanut butter, some terrifically stupid injuries, and ways to deal with a hobo infestation.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
Strut: Pablo J & the Lobsterettes
Vain-Glory: Ibis Nixon & the Cowboy Zealots

Speccy Nerdy F*cknuts: ignatzthemouse / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Who Do You Think You Are: The Bubblewrap Sensation

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FREE ADVICE: Generally speaking, if you're going to ask for a girl's phone number, avoid using the phrase "exchange telephone numbers". It is unwieldy and you will quite likely end up laughing at your own foolishness.

More free advice: If we invite you to be on SSJ, don't fall asleep on the way here.