Episode 43 - #burp

This week, I spend most of the episode making Tom's hangover worse, as we discuss the (now sadly removed) Alligator In The USA, Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light and Red Dead Redemption. We then start fighting earlier in the episode than ever before.
In SSST: Sony announces the new PS3 Super Slim, we discuss the future of the PS3, Bioware co-founders leave for beer-er pastures, Ubisoft leak their WiiU lineup, PS+ Vita details emerge, Slender gets a sequel, Gravity Rush gets a sequel, YOU GET A SEQUEL, Squeenix announces a Kingdom Hearts HD collection, and we decide what Keiji Inafune should do to spice up YAIBA.
In Ask SSJ: We discuss large dildos in traffic, Tom's Wolverine penis, narcissism (and wolves), a communist utopia on the moon, bingo, James Colley, ringtones, torture, Louis CK, inner turmoil, Noni Hazelhurst, Pulp Fiction, and sex with your parents.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Helix Nebula: Anamanaguchi / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

I Need A Life: Born Ruffians

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SO I PUT MY SCALES UP, THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG, I KNOW I'M GONNA BE AN ALLIGATOR
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Peanut Gallery Special - Video Game Movies (feat. Patch Kolan and Lee Sullivan)

On a very special Peanut Gallery episode of SSJ, we welcome guests Patch Kolan (Shotgun Critic, Insert Coin(s)) and Lee Sullivan (For A Few Movies More) to talk about the wonderful world of video game movies: from Super Mario Bros to Uwe Boll to the just-announced Metal Gear movie.
Join us as we discuss why video game movies work, and why they so often don't!

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Oh, and here's that Portal fan movie we mentioned!
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AFTERMATH.

Episode 42 - Baby Dicks

This week, we talk about our new mic setup, buffalo wings, IGN's Tekken Tag Tournament 2 Black Beta, Brain Soup, lazy editing, our upcoming Peanut Gallery special, Enslaved: Odyssey To The West, the Mythbusters, an update on our Bane impressions, SSJ Industries' boss Pendleton Pig, and Truth Or Lies, which we award our first official SSJ Seal of Disapproval.
In SSST, we break down the WiiU's release details, talk about Inafune's new ninja-mech-zombie game, check out what people voted for on Steam Greenlight, get worried about what this R18+ rating really means, titillate each other with the ESRB's rating for Dead or Alive 5, and plug the heck out of Sifl & Olly's new show.
We launch right into Ask SSJ, which leads to discussions of toughness, adulthood, milk-based conspiracies, classic literature for teenagers, lettuce, childhood delusions, the value of honesty, annoying phrases, clean breakups, body image, fetishes, and auteur directors.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Laputa: Henry Homesweet / CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

Like When You: Born Ruffians

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ZANG!
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Episode 41 - Is Your Dick God?

This week, on a very special Xavier's Birthday episode, we try out some new mic techniques and talk about hangovers, Taylor Swift and pedophilia, Mega Man X in bed, Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3, Banjo Kazooie, Donkey Kong 64, Mario Kart 64, Virtual Chess 64, a bizarre Super Mario 64 mission, Crackdown, and lying about enjoying a party.
As a special birthday surprise, I barely put together any news this week, but I make up for it by barely putting together a theme song for SSST either. We do talk about a few things - those copies of Resident Evil 6 were totally stolen, the Killzone Trilogy is totally a thing, EA is totally uninterested in games with no online component, Darksiders II is totally saving THQ's bacon, Ubisoft announced a totally rad new AssCreed mobile game (Assassin's Creed Utopia), and Ace Attorney is totally coming to 3DS.
We go long on the Ask SSJ this week, talking about cereal conspiracies, the Illuminati, laughing at friends' injuries, horrible drug trips, seeing each other's privates, "being like food", near-death experiences (and the dangers of bark), the worst episode of SSJ, manliness, the economic ramifications of infinite money, euphemisms for masturbation, superhuman vomiting, drunken promises, our newest fan the Grim Reaper, bloodsports (and the cruelest deathtrap of all - life), what it takes to be cool, and our new names.
Then Tom gets offered coke, I realise I'm actually 21, and then THE EPISODE ENDS. WHOA

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
And The Beat Goes On: Pablo J & The Lobsterettes

Die Uhr Rmx: Pocketmaster / CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

apelz: Occasional Octopus

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C-SUS 2?! I DOUBT IT!
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YO POKÉMON SNAP GANGSTZZZ

Episode 40 - Oh Na Na, What's My Bane

This week, we talk about Baby Mario, child torturer Shigeru Miyamoto, a 'pizza button', the complexities of racial sensitivity, Spring Break, 'bales of weed', Wes Anderson, the existence of a soul, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Pro Evolution Soccer 2013, Dead Or Alive 5, Rocksmith, and Sound Shapes. We have a buttload of news this week: PAX heads to Australia, Team Bondi announce Whore Of The Orient, Insomniac Games announce Fuse, Deep Silver announce Dead Island: Riptide, Double Fine announce Middle Manager of Justice, Square Enix announce Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII, as well as a giant collection of every major game in the series. Amazon France leaks a potential Killzone Trilogy, Konami announce a social game, a new Metal Gear Solid game called Ground Zeroes, and a movie adaptation. Valve is finally releasing Black Mesa Source, we talk about another coffee table book (this time based on Punch-Out!!), the FAA makes movements to end their reign of tyranny, and the glorious nation of Poland gets their hands on Resident Evil 6.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
Kurt Vonnegut: Born Ruffians
Water In The Something: Occasional Octopus

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RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
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