Episode 13 - Pirates of Podcast: The Musical

This week, on a very special musical edition of SSJ, we drink whales and talk about our marriage, Tom's permanent lens-cap, we sing about InFamous, talk about my first girlfriend, warm hands, Gotham City Impostors and Mass Effect 3. We talk extensively about the Vita. We discuss Pokémon Black & White 2, Catherine, the fake Pokémon Yellow app, Community, Julia Nunes, Pomplamoose, braille, and marrying Taylor Swift. Tom pours ice in my drink then apologises in song. We have a sound effect fight... and we round it all off with a cheerful closing number.

MUSIC USED:
Something Something Joystick Theme Song: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
Hey Mr. Berger: A Fish Called Aidan
Theme for the Cowboy Zealots: Ibis Nixon & the Cowboy Zealots
Too Many Elephants: Occasional Octopus

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Episode 12 - Booze Shoes/GrammarBang

This week, we ramble on about 'dreamt', O-Week, PokéSoc, the Green Goblin, GAME(s Wizards), inFAMOUS, bike-riding sims, Bastion, why this episode is late, stip-stiggity-story-time (aka COUGH), we stall for several minutes, we anticipate the Vita, I tell Sandsky what Call of Duty is, our marriage breaks up, we do the podcast on our own for a while, Tom tells me how to have sex through someone, we stage each other's funerals, and we learn that Sandsky has a bun in the oven.

Also, stick around after the end to hear some deleted bullshit! It's like the rest of the podcast, but even worse!

MUSIC USED:

Something Something Joystick Theme Song: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Just Bloody Dream (About A Wonderwall): Xavier Rubetzki Noonan (Lady Gaga/U2/Green Day/Oasis cover)

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Episode 11

This week, I yell at Sandsky. What, you want details? Fine. We talk about level checks, IGN's Twisted Metal Black Beta, Uncharted's Crushing mode, Xavier as the white Hulk, PlayStation Plus, SSJ: the sitcom, Altered Beast, Larry the Cable Guy, Tim Schafer and Kickstarter, batteries, LittleBigPlanet Karting, Sandsky's ludicrous haircut, our ludicrous ID photos, George Lucas on who shot first, Ballchinians, the Phantom Menace 3D, The Grey, Margaret Pomeranz, and of course we read your listener/reader/viewer/smeller/taster mail. IIIII'LL SEE YA NEXT WEEEK

MUSIC USED:
Something Something Joystick Theme: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
What Have We Done: Cap A Capo
I Have A Lemon: A Fish Called Aidan

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Episode 10

This week, we cast our critical eyes upon St. Jerome's Laneway Festival, hipster foot odour, and our show with Ibis Nixon & the Cowboy Zealots and Edema Ruh. We ponder some of life's biggest questions - can you apologise in the present tense? Is ice a snack? Can you marry yourself? We dissect christenings, the Jak & Daxter HD Collection, trophies, Catherine (and Sony's recent media fuck-ups), Resident Evil, and the PS Vita. We explore the Michael J. Fox Theory, anticipate IGN's Twisted Metal Black Beta, and mock Sandsky's sad attempt at a rude finger.

MUSIC USED:
Something Something Joystick Theme Song: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
What Doth: Ibis Nixon & the Cowboy Zealots

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