91 - Tom Doesn't Smoke Meth

This week: drugs, NWA (also, I mix up Ice Cube and Ice-T), the Video Game Book Club, The Doors, Batman Affleck, and Shut Up Little Man.
In SSST: the PS4 has a release date, the Vita has a price cut, Borderlands 2 is coming to the Vita, Infamous: Second Son is due in February, Saints Row IV is delayed in Australia, EA reveals a money-back guarantee for Origin, Beyond: Two Souls looks terrific, Grand Theft Automobile V begins to leak, and Sony takes steps to reward its religious audience. (That one is a lie.)
In Ask SSJ: fun, The Kinks, the origins of SSJ, the power of family, our favourite science fictions, and blasphemy.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
Everybody That Loves You: Bomb The Music Industry!

Mein Leben für die Wissenschaft: Dragan Espenschied / CC BY-NC 3.0

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90 - Patron Of The Farts (feat. Alexei Toliopoulos!)

This week: the very charming Alexei Toliopoulos joins us to discuss Breaking Bad, Katy Perry, moustaches, discrepancies in the Pokémon universe, Lithuania, scents, human fluids, Chewbacca, Brad Pitt, Like Mike, morning jogs, Up Late with Hot Dogs, kissing etiquette, the upcoming election, and horse teeth.
In SSST: Rockstar unveils Grand Theft Automobile Online, Microsoft downsizes the Xbone's international release, the Xbone won't need a Kinect to be plugged in to function, and we'll find out the PS4 release date this week. Neato!
In Ask SSJ: puppets, Cat Stevens, the SSJVGBC (send in your entries NOW NOW NOW), the elements, goats, vegetables, zany rescue situations, naming mixups, Barbara Streisand, Roseanne, and SO MUCH MORE.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

The TV-Asteroid: 2NRO8OT / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Aurora Dawn: Seablue / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

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89 - Let's Get Down To Bras Tax

This week: calling a spade a spade, Tom's smell, lazy character naming, the ABC's Vote Compass (and the sordid state of Australia's democratic system), Skyrim, web pages, Plants vs. Zombies 2, The Last Of Us and Thelonious Monk.
In SSST: Luigi is added to Super Smash Bros, Sony brings PlayStation All-Stars back to life (kinda), Volition unveils a million-dollar Saints Row IV special edition, and the first half of Bioshock Infinite's DLC won't have any combat.
In Ask SSJ: games we never picked up, Fistmas, stolen SNES games, buying games online, bleach, our musical inspirations and favourite gigs, and a reminder about the Something Something Joystick Video Game Book Club!

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Glacial Floe: Swampyboy / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

Eowin: Ciccilleju / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

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88 - SS Joysick II: The Sickening

This week: desk lamps, censorship, weather, 7th Heaven, foot-scuffing, time-wasting, America, nutritionists, coughing, Doctor Who, "really busty Latina broads", Breaking Bad, heart attacks, phone calls, Skyrim, and Forest Whitaker.
In SSST: Volition smuggle Saints Row IV into Australia, while Rockstar has no problems with GTA V, Bethesda packages all its Elder Scrolls games together, Bioshock Infinite's first DLC is announced, a next-gen Tomb Raider sequel is in the works, Nintendo doesn't sell many WiiUs, and Fez II is cancelled amid a shitstorm of internet fighting.
In Ask SSJ: hot dogs, vasectomies, masturbation, injuries, wheelhouses, coughing blood, Paul Keating, dream guests, LA, Bug Bunny, finishing games, disappointing games, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, baby licenses, Ancient Aliens, the Kardashians, Legend of Dragoon, more dramas, basement living and flesh-eating with Cameron Juan, cannibalism, gender equality in animals, SS G-String, and Rolf Harris.
Thanks to Patch, David, Aaron, Joshua, Jared, Andrew and Cameron for writing in!

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2 - Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Bloodrinse - Swampy Boy / CC BY-NC 3.0

Green Kangaroo - 8bit Betty / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

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