56 - A Very Something Xmas #2: Lukewarm

This week, we don our Xmas sweater/s and share mirth, good cheer, and some good ol' fashioned family fun! We talk about gifts, Jesus, PlayStation All-Stars: Battle Royale, Dishonored, The Unfinished Swan, Christmas drugs, a cameo appearance from Papa Sanderson, Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit, friend of the podcast Luke Milton, Gravity Rush, gifts (again), ex-girlfriends, and the Electric Light Orchestra.
In SSST: THQ files for bankruptcy. More Earthbound on the horizon. Minecraft: The Story of Mojang comes out soon.
In Ask SSJ: we stage a radio nativity play, drink eggnog for the first time, and discuss Aladdin 3, dinosaurs and ice cream, Batman vs Genghis Khan, Santa as an RPG character, penis fingers, teachers, punk rock, vending machines, Neil Armstrong, Jeff Wayne's Musical Version of War Of The Worlds, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and then a patented SSJ Actually Serious Ethical Discussion about killing animals, respect for death, and hypocrisy; Santa's judgmental criteria, and Axe Cop (my memory is terrible).

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Xmas Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

silent night: Nullsleep / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

the first blip blop noel: dma-sc / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

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55 - Terrifying And Delicious

This week, we get a little bit silly and talk about the ladies, schwas, live podcasting, Christmas, our upcoming GOTYE, Tom's new PS3, Batman: Arkham Asylum (you know) [SPOILERS - SKIP FROM 15:08 TO 15:53 IF YOU WANT], PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale, ModNation Racers, Monopoly, Jumanji, and pachinko.
In SSST: we discuss new The Last Of Us details, a new Hitman HD collection, and the Wii Mini's perplexing contents. Also bacon and Born Ruffians and facial twitching.
In Ask SSJ: we discuss radioactive genitals (and lead underwear), the Mayans, cashews, the best feeling in the world, podcast ideas, sex, jetpacks, life's Trophies, Silence! The Musical, Bryan Cranston, lizard-people (and a world without the humble Tity), virgin sweat, stocking stuffers, horsey-racing, sexy ladies and time travel, Tom's new driver's license, extra lives, Sweden, Ghost Bride, cheating... and Wonder White Supremacists.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Bitter Bleeps: Mini Roc / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0
Oh Man: Born Ruffians (and I am so, so sorry for butchering it)

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YOU GOTTA DO WHAT? I GOTTA REDEEM! SURE ABOUT THAT? I GOTTA RELIEVE! YOU GOTTA DO WHAT? I GOTTA RECEIVE! BUT MOST IMPORTANT? I GOTTA BELIEVE!

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didn't take a pic this week. here is tom eating a beans

54 - The Human Sexipede (feat. Jake Innes)

This week, we welcome very special guest Jake Innes from the Gaming Cult Podcast! He's a real neato guy. We talk about the Game Boy Australia Summer Tour, education, kisses, Gaming Cult, Jake's brother Zac, PAX Australia, Skrillex, Tom's revelatory PS3 ambitions, PlayStation All-Stars: Battle Royale, Max Skelton, mic technique, Holland, PlayStation Plus (which, by the way, costs $69.95 per year), murder, Bert Newtown, our favourite fighting games, Epic Mickey: Power Of Illusion, short games, poo, my new PlayStation 2, the HD-DVD, and projectile vomiting.
In SSST: Bioshock Infinite is delayed again, and won't come with the original Bioshock outside of the US. Journey's soundtrack is nominated for a Grammy. Capcom announce Mega Man X Street Fighter. Dark Souls 2 is coming. Square Enix are teasing something spacey-lookin'. Steam celebrate their new Big Picture mode with a big sale (mothafucka what you know?). Epic Games' Unreal Engine 3 is being used in military thingies.
In Ask SSJ: we talk about Tom's breasts, our 'sexual bucket list', Space Jam, Flubber, warning labels, awful things we've done for money, VB, the complexities of gender (and genital-cupping), impressive skills, freezing time, some particularly horrific Would You Rathers,

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Hardcore Band: Ten Thousand Free Men & Their Families / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0
Without Me (Kid Sample Remix): Kid Sample
Bacon Pancakes (Dubstep/Hardstyle Remix) - TheNoxicus

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"Needs more heroin." - Tom Sanderson, 9/12/2012.
Check out the Gaming Cult Podcast! It's real real good! Honest!
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53 - Ooh Wii U, I Look Just Like Buddy Holly

This week, we talk about spoken word music, lunch, the Game Boy Australia Summer Tour, a Super Famicom guitar, subliminal social experiments, pudding, Skrillex Quest, and RAGE.
In SSST: Nintendo's Wii U is released in Australia, but does this mean the next generation of gaming has begun? Nintendo have revealed the Wii Mini, with a mini price tag - but will its lack of backwards compatibility and online support turn customers off this Xmas? New rumours suggest we'll be able to buy the new Xbox within the year - but are we ready? Sony have revealed a new bundle packing the PS Vita with a PS+ subscription - but will the tiny bundled memory card fit all PS+'s content? (No.)
In Ask SSJ: Pearl Jam, gruesome discoveries, cows, the ethics of eating meat, giant dicks, terrible gifts,  1/3 of a goat, bucket lists, threesomes, murder, pure evil, LMFAO, PSY, and our deepest and most emotionally charged fears, and how long we want to do Something Something Joystick.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Gh00lz of Br00klyn: FB5K / CC BY-NC 3.0
Silver Spoon Set: Get Folked

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WHAT'S WITH THESE HOMIES, DISSIN' MY GIRL? WHY DO THEY GOTTA FRONT?
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Check out Patch Kolan's Wii U review!
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Undoctored photo of Chad Kroeger, showcasing his natural Mi Goreng hair.