Episode 48 - Haunting The Airwaves (feat. Alexei Toliopoulos)

This week, we’re joined by the extremely funny Alexei Toliopoulos for our marathon Halloween special! We talk about aging, masturbation, dick band-aids, hairstyles, the sudden departure of what could’ve been Tom’s true love, Ghostbusters, our experiences with the paranormal, Harry Potter, Apocalypse Now, porn parodies, ‘cars of jum’, The Walking Dead, Lost: The Video Game, sitcoms of the 90s, Dishonored, Doom, the alphabet, glasses face, Foghat, Fight Night Champion, Rocky VII: Adrian’s Revenge, Generic Cola, Skyrim, casual racism, SingStar, 50 Cent: Bulletproof, High School Musical, and Max Payne.
In SSST: Federal judge throws out most of the PSN hack suit, Wii U gamers will need an Origin account to play online, Halo 4 was Microsoft’s most expensive game, Rockstar ramps up to announcing GTA V details, and GTA: Vice City gets a re-release.
In Ask SSJ: we talk about teachers, Itty Bitty Schnitties, furniture stores, face-mashing, Chocolate Rain, General Pants & the Privates, Facebook hacks, apparent drunkenness, strokes, hitting on mums, claustrophobia, vertigo, pigeons, vulnerability on dates, and Ghost Rider.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Halloween Theme: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Flesheaters: Matt Nida / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Halloween: Albino Ghost Monkey / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

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CARS OF JUM
Check out Alexei on Twitter: @ThisIsAlexei
We mentioned The Book Was Better podcast - go check them out! They're one of our favourite podcasts!
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FREE ADVICE: If you try and eat all your Halloween candy in one go... you're probably not old enough to be listening to this podcast. Seriously, where's the overlap between trick-or-treaters and SSJ listeners?

Episode 47 - Post-Hip-Hop-Alyptic (feat. Zac Innes)

This week, the always hilarious 'Zesty' Zac Innes drops in on us, and we talk about cigarette packaging,  colostomy bags, Tom's love life, boy bands, gender politics, holodeck technology, PlayStation AllStars: Battle Royale, Tokyo Jungle, the adventures of Zac's Sim Philip McFly, and a horrific game of RollerCoaster Tycoon.
In SSST: Nintendo cuts Wii console prices, Tom tries to get minors to blow him, Microsoft releases Xbox sales figures, the next Mass Effect game won't feature a Shepard re-hash, Nihilistic Software move away from boxed games, and Deadly Premonition gets a PS3 release.
In Ask SSJ: We talk about our love lives again, classic jokes, cannibalism, sex with cartoon characters, fetishes, crappy Halloweens, crime sprees, weird things to masturbate to, definitive proof that evolution is a lie, and our take on the classic hypothetical - would you fuck or fight your clone?

MUSIC USED:
Kurt Vonnegut - Born Ruffians
SSJ Theme 2 - Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Gh00lz of Br00klyn - FB5K / CC BY-NC 3.0
flying above a snowfield - areographe

FEATURE TRACK:
Sea Of Lies - Edema Ruh
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we need to create an video game animal known for its speed! A HEDGEHOG! sounds great i woulda went with cheetah but whatever time for lunch
Check out Zac's podcast, Gaming Cult. It's really good. For real.
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FREE ADVICE: Don't get the Wheat bread at Subway. It's fucking dry as shit.

Episode 46 - How To Blackmail Someone Into Fellating A Pig

This week, we talk about Cloud Four, the ethics of breakfast, choir, the myth of creation, the counterfeit bible industry, and Satan Satan Joystick. We almost talk about our love lives, favourite Pokémon, X-COM Enemy Unknown, Dishonored, and space jump.
In SSST: THQ Asia Pacific closes Australian offices, Sony patents a temperature-changing controller, Rockstar Games Collection Edition I compiles some of Rockstar's best, Nintendo bumps New Super Mario Bros U down to 720p, Halo 4 leaks, and Diablo might've come to the Game Boy.
In Ask SSJ: We talk about devious plans for revenge, a public access commercial break TV show, Tom's imperviousness to leg pain, toilet-based paranoia, one-night stands, annoying internet trends, and MILFs.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Look Back: 2NRO8OT / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Yellow Dust: Rolemusic / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

FEATURE TRACK:
The Pieces - Cloud Four
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DIRT BETWEEN MY NAILS!
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Free advice: If you make your pets fight in real life, you'll be arrested. The police also frown on crushing pets into balls.

Episode 45 - It's A Beautiful BRAAAINS

Rise and shine, Little Juans! It's time for Episode 45 of Something Something Joystick! This week, we talk about Billie Ray Cyrus, weird dreams, Cap'n Fishy, my vampire father, our love lives, old people fucking, Skyrim, coffee, Red Dead Redemption, plans for our 50th episode, and the gender of God.
We talk about our experiences at IGN's Halo 4 Black Beta and EB Games' EB Expo (including shout-outs to Geek Bomb and the guys from IGN AU, as well as scoops on WonderBook, Tomb Raider, the WiiU and more, some analysis on the retailer-run expo... and Ray Romano).
In SSST: Microsoft cuts Xbox 360 prices, Nintendo confirms WiiU region lock, Cliff Bleszinski leaves Epic, ex-Rare employees reunite for new project, Sony announces Vita's 10-year lifespan, Retro City Rampage gets a release date, as does The Unfinished Swan, and the internet creeps all over Dianna Agron.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2 - Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
you and i - areographe
Horoscopes - Astrid & the Asteroids

Power Supply - Anamanaguchi / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

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DON'T EAT PORK - NOT EVEN WITH A FORK. CAN'T TOUCH THIS!
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FREE ADVICE: Try adding a little sugar to your popcorn. The sweetness mixes beautifully with the salt, creating a whole new dimension of flavour. Also, don't try and eat it with your nose.

Episode 44 - Octogenarian Fuckaction

This week, we discuss spring and French onions, soap operas, fear of love, Red Dead Redemption, Light & Easy, SEGA MegaDrive Ultimate Collection, Assassin's Creed III, Skyrim, Burnout 3: Takedown, OkCupid, and Padme Amidala.
In SSST: PAX Australia will be held in Melbourne, Bioware announce Mass Effect Trilogy, Ubisoft announce Assassin's Creed: Ezio Trilogy, and PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale's full roster has been released, with no Crash or Spyro in sight. Then we plan a sitcom about crack dealers... I swear, it just came up.
In Ask SSJ: we discuss The Matrix, fax machines, space masturbation, the difference between cans and tins, Jim Henson, the ramifications of peeing in the shower, 1912 porn, The Matrix (again), Weezer, crispy chicken, the history of vaginas, and more.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
Piece Of My Baby's Sweet Motown Cake (Rehearsal Demo): General Pants & the Privates

Troubled Dreams: Rushjet1 / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0
So Much Love: Pablo J & the Lobsterettes

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VENUSAUR, OH NO! COUNTER-ATTACK WITH WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE, MAN
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Free advice: Don't bite your friends!

Sandsky looks a little different this week.