Episode 17 - Comedy = Tragedy + Wine

This week, on a special dickheadish edition of SSJ, we talk about Chang and Blade Runner wine, rap about 'T-Rell', I show off my new (old) Game Boy, we discuss Tom's masturbation habits, public pantlessness, a Baroque edition of Stip Stiggity Story Time (featuring GAME's downfall and more Mass Effect 3 updates... and something of a Smash Bros. tangent) we talk about Argentina, read some viewer mail, discuss cockles (and what the hell they are), and spend upwards of twenty minutes discussing Katy Perry's dick. Oh yes.

MUSIC USED:
Something Something Joystick Theme Song - Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

8 Bit Raceway - Wizwars / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Ninja Maggots - Pocketmaster / CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

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BLIMEY, THERE'S A BANGER AND A MASH OVER THERE!
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Asparagus might make your pee smell funny, but it's rich in folate!

Episode 16 - PlasterCast

This week, we get quite plastered with the Seedy Apple, we reveal Tom's newfound unemployment, I introduce a new co-host, Tom talks about a vomit-filled play, we discuss Minecraft: Pocket Edition, AR camera control, the WiiU, Taylor Swift, Double Fine's Kickstarter, Ratchet & Clank HD Collection, Home Alone 5, 4chan trolling play.com, dissatisfied Bioware fans (that is, idiots), and ask What Would Molydeux? We read listener mail, run out of ideas (then come up with more), discuss Mojang vs. Bethesda, Tom's creepy dog, duck rape, the Video Game BAFTAs and L.A. Noire, we consider GeoCiti-fying our blog, and Tom makes a friend. BONUS: We attached the demo I recorded for our band's newest song. Yay!

MUSIC USED:
Something Something Joystick Theme Song: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
Game Boy Rock!! - Wizwars / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0
Overdrive! Easter Egg Mode - Rushjet1 / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Point Taken But I'm Just Going To Keep Saying 'Cactuses' Anyway - ignatzthemouse / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0
Obsolescence: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan [lyrics here!]

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SWEAR TO ME!
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Don't date your cousin! It'll only lead to trouble!

Episode 15 - Journey to the Centre of the Wine Pocket

This week, we talk about Tom's newfound fame, what a big show we have (and other intangible nonsense), I unveil the Wine Pocket, and we talk a whole bunch (and quite seriously, for a change) about Journey. (SPOILER WARNING: skip from 10:40 to 20:40 if you're worried about spoiling anything. We did try to avoid really ruining it, though). Tom considers buying a PS3 (especially after seeing Quantic Dream's Kara), we tell tales about Insert Coin(s), Marvel Vs. Capcom, FIFA Street, SSX, we introduce our brand-new Seal of Approval, I talk about my foray into 8-bit music, we revisit University: the game, and we try to get a sponsorship deal from Oporto. Also, we talked about the Steam Box at some point, but I can't remember when. Sorry dudes.

MUSIC USED:

Something Something Joystick Theme Song: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
Helix Nebula: Anamanaguchi / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0
Artarmon Reserve: Areographe

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Eat a brussels sprout this week! You might like it!
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Episode 14

This week, we talk about paddle pool, University: the game, Catherine, Megamind: Ultimate Showdown, Sly Raccoon, Ben Kweller, Bomb the Music Industry!, Bioshock Infinite, Ratchet & Clank Collection, Sim City V, Oscar winners, top 10 Platinums, Valve's 'Steam Box', and Tom interviews Jeff Rosenstock from BtMI! A few other things happened too, but that band name ends with an exclamation mark, so I figured I may as well stop writing.

MUSIC USED:

Something Something Joystick Theme Song: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Jetpack Blues Sunset Hues (Live): Anamanaguchi [CC BY-NC-ND 3.0]

IT Crowd Remix: Pocketmaster [CC BY-NC-ND 2.0]

Castle of LolLolLol: Love Through Cannibalism

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Send us clues to where you hid the body!

Come to our gigs!

Check out Bomb the Music Industry! Check out Love Through Cannibalism! They're both super rad, and you can get their music for free if you want! In fact you can get all this week's music for free! How sweet is that?

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Don't have a cow, man! See ya next week!

[photo of Jeff Rosenstock by Tom Sanderson]