Sunday, 28 April 2013

74 - Professional Comedians

This week, on a very special Tom's Birthday special, we discuss my favourite song, our first standup show, surprise parties, The Last Of Us, our new website and email addresses, and recording an album.
In SSST: we have a date for the reveal of the new Xbox, we discuss grave shopping, and elves, Nintendo's E3 plans, new GTA V trailers on the way, Ratchet & Clank movie announced, Call of Duty: Ghosts might be a thing, there's a Metal Gear 25th anniversary collection on the way, then we talk about The Who, and Rick Springfield's weird head.
In Ask SSJ: we discuss The Lion King, Carly Rae Jepsen, koi fish, pimply babies, being raised by moles, my history of chemistry, tequila, Tom's adolescence, Olympic swimming, sphincters, breaststroke, Tom's sister (and why I can't marry a girl with a disappointing Twitter), Chevy Chase's roast, and bingo.
Stick around after the end theme for a very special Junk Mail Theatre reading by XRN.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
Twitching In Our Sleep: Cloud Four
Even Winning Feels Bad: Bomb The Music Industry!

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Sunday, 21 April 2013

73 - 4/21

This week, we celebrate our favourite least favourite subculture, and talk about dancing throughout history, 3D printing, Scooby-Doo, the soul, IGN Australia's Dead Island: Riptide Black Beta, the SS Joystick Annual Button Donation Drive, our episode of The Book Was Better, our thoughts on attempting standup comedy, alternative riot control, and Bioshock Infinite.
In SSST: Nintendo reveal a new Zelda game, and it's a follow-up to A Link To The Past, Earthbound finally comes to Virtual Console, and the new Yoshi game leaves a bad first impression. Resident Evil creator Shinji Mikami unveils his new survival horror game, the Jak & Daxter HD Collection heads to the Vita, and Surgeon Simulator 2013 gets a fleshed-out release on Steam.
In Ask SSJ: it's Tom's birthday on Tuesday, and we talk about Real Housewives, parental neglect, sexual energy, our musical backstories, unintentional sex-witnessing, our history with Mary Jane Blaze It Up Four Hudnred and Twetny, our views on gun control (?!), some gaming memories, and what time it is. Thanks to Johanna, Cameron, Napoleon, Michael and Ree for writing in!

MUSIC USED:
Strut: Pablo J & the Lobsterettes
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
6-5000: Born Ruffians
Sorry, Brooklyn. Dancing Won't Solve Anything: Bomb The Music Industry!

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IT IS ILLEGAL TO USE, POSSESS, GROW OR SELL CANNABIS IN AUSTRALIA. IF SOMEONE IS CAUGHT WITH UP TO 15 GRAMS OF CANNABIS IN NEW SOUTH WALES, THEY MAY RECEIVE A 'CAUTION' FROM THE POLICE OFFICER
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Please check out our appearance on The Book Was Better!
Also, invite some pals to our Facebook page so Tom doesn't cry on his birthday!

this episode is dedicated to my mother.
happy birthday mum. i love you.

Tuesday, 16 April 2013

72 - Best Wishes

This week, we talk about Rent, Rod Serling, ladies, farts, hip-hop, Dungeons & Dragons, juice, Scientology, Jane Levy, Guacamelee, and other dip-related puns.

In SSST: Margaret Thatcher, Ayn Rand, Rihanna, alternate readings, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, Marc Maron, The Game, Batman: Arkham Oranges, GTA soundtracks, TV locations, burglary, insurance fraud, Square Enix's financial troubles, accents, EA voted 'worst company in America' again, and a failed Mega Man FPS.

In Ask SSJ: we discuss undereducated pigheadedness, public humiliation, a young Tom's giant human-sized cock, Pepsi vs. Coke, Inspector Gadget-style bodily utilities, Aziz Ansari, controller-breaking fury, mom, Oliver!, SSJ as a video, our survival instincts, cult leaders, Tom's sexual leanings, ax-throwing, and our UPCOMING APPEARANCE ON THE BOOK WAS BETTER! Thanks to Cameron, David, and Michael for writing in!

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
Ocean's Deep: Born Ruffians
Sick, Later: Bomb The Music Industry!

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YOU ASK HIM TO PASS THE SALT, HE GIVES YOU A BOWL OF SOUP. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, SOUP IS BETTER.
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Didn't take a pic this week. Here is Tom looking
both rather nice and totally terrifying at the same time.

Sunday, 7 April 2013

71 - Slippy-Doos (feat. Lee Sullivan and PETE HOLMES!)

This week, we're joined by our pal (and raconteur) Lee Sullivan to discuss our trip to Melbourne, fish jerky, apartheid, and Tom's drunken antics. We cut to audio recorded on the scene, including a special (and very awkward and fangirlish) interview with the one and only Pete Holmes. Then we touch on the brand-new Sly Cooper: Thieves In Time, and new DLC for Sound Shapes.
In SSST: Disney disbands LucasArts, Rockstar unveils GTA V's cover art, and Telltale announces Poker Night 2. Yep, that's all.
In Ask SSJ: we discuss filmmaking, drugs, ALF, hardcore gaming, and then Tom gets out of there as quickly as possible.

MUSIC USED:
All music this week was improvised by Lee Sullivan, who you'll know from bands such as Canoelands and Dr. Spaceman.
Oh wait, no, there was one more track.
Krispy - Kia Shine (used without permission)

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NEW TO THE CARTOON WAS Q*BERT'S USE OF "SLIPPY-DOOS", A BLACK BALL PROJECTILE WHICH HE LOADED AND FIRED THROUGH HIS NOSE, PRODUCING AN OIL SLICK WHEREVER THE BALLS SPLATTERED
Check out Pete Holmes on Twitter, and of course his brilliant podcast, You Made It Weird!
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Monday, 1 April 2013

70 - Gimme Gimme Bioshock Treatment

This week, we talk about native bird calls, North Korea, hangovers, cockles, Tom's double-date, Hercules, Jessica Alba, Bioshock Infinite, and cheating in games.
In SSST: The Walking Dead, Hotline Miami, and Limbo headed to PS Vita, Square Enix announce the wrong Final Fantasy remakes, Yoichi Wada resigns as Square Enix CEO, Twitter thinks Valve is about to announce something, and Konami announces Metal Gear V: The Phantom Pain.
In Ask SSJ: we make up our own fanfiction, forget to help Ghost Bride move, talk about the impact of Australia's R18+ rating for games, investigate how the Americanisation of Australia has coloured our enjoyment of Bioshock Infinite, and our lives as Australians on the whole, and we look back on some treasured memories from our childhoods.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
Fall of the Free Market: Gunface
Twinkle: Lo-Bat / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0
Leafless Quince Tree: Rolemusic / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

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GIRL OH GIRL!
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Friday, 29 March 2013

Review - Bioshock Infinite


Talk about a game you can't put down.

Irrational Games returns to the Bioshock universe with Bioshock Infinite, a game which takes place in an alternate-history 1912. You control Booker Dewitt, an ex-Pinkerton agent with a shady past, tasked with recovering a teenaged girl named Elizabeth from a big, tall, tower. Perhaps the greatest strength that the game has over virtually all others on the market is, (as we've come to expect from Irrational), that it leaves convention at the door.

For starters, despite my simplistic plot summary, Elizabeth is anything but your traditional damsel in distress. If anything, she's the opposite: her interaction in combat is vital, and adds much-needed dimension to the game's firefights. What's really notable is how well fleshed-out her character is. Her absence in a few short moments of the game is unmistakably felt, and her impact on the game's story is, well, spoiler spoiler spoiler. Her sense of importance is unmistakable, even when it hasn't fully been explained, and her presence bolstered my curiosity and led me to search for more answers throughout the game.

Just who is Elizabeth, and why does she seem so important?

Booker himself is an interesting character, not least because of the events of the game which cause the player to view him in a totally new light. Going into the experience, I'd heard quite a bit about Elizabeth, which caused me to worry that the reasonably generic-looking Booker might just be a standard video game hero. Thankfully, this was not the case, and the reality led to a far more interesting and multi-layered protagonist, especially as the story progressed and I learned more about him. In addition to this, the chemistry between the two heroes is terrific, and having Elizabeth along serves the narrative terrifically - it felt a lot more intimate, and worked much better for this story than simply conversing over a radio in the original.

A key similarity between Infinite and the original Bioshock is its location: both games focusing on a city left to its own devices. Of course, this is also where a lot of the difference stems from: while the original's city, Rapture, was a decrepit cesspit, morally and physically rotting apart, Columbia seems, at first glance, to be a gorgeous utopia. Talk about game-feel: the city in the sky is easily the most colourful and beautiful location I've ever seen in a first-person shooter. But beneath the surface lies a seedy underbelly: propaganda litters the streets, there's a cultish undertone to the city's unanimous love for Zachary Comstock (aka The Prophet), and, of course, as we learn more about The Prophet's views, we learn that the apparent Main Street USA charm of Columbia is skin-deep. As such, exploring the city is a treat, and the overall impression is a location that's every bit as creepy and fascinating as Rapture.

Gorgeous, colourful visuals with incredible detail - the game looks
unlike any other first-person shooter.

If there is one aspect in which Infinite is not outstanding, it's the gameplay. While its action-heavy FPS sections are exciting, they're certainly not what kept me up all night playing. Many games have used similar combat systems to greater effect, and Infinite's limited weapons and 'vigors' (magical abilities, for lack of a better phrase) meant that I quickly established a favourite combination, which I could use on just about any enemy that crossed my path without too much difficulty. Once I found a system that worked, it was largely rinse and repeat, and in fact, I left many of the vigors virtually untouched at the end of the game, never really finding a good reason to use them.

As an interesting side-note, though: isn't it funny that some of the best games of the last few years (Journey, The Walking Dead, Heavy Rain, hell, even Mass Effect) have totally underplayed an emphasis on gameplay, in favour of story and character? It's definitely a mould that BioShock Infinite sits comfortably within. The gameplay isn't bad, it's just not great. Thankfully, I saw it as a means to an end - the firefights were exciting because I wanted to see what would happen after they ended, and I could put up with the repetition because I knew it wasn't long before I'd be uncovering another recording, unlocking a new vigor or weapon, or running into another twist in the plot.

Infinite's gameplay is enjoyable, but not revolutionary.


It's hard to explain just why the story's so fascinating without spoiling the whole thing completely, but I'll put it this way - the emotional reaction that I got from Journey (a game I called my Game Of The Year), is equal to the amount of intellectual stimulation my brain got playing through Infinite. In a medium so swamped with games that hand you all the answers on a plate (or don't bother asking any questions to begin with), it's immensely refreshing to play a game like this, that provides so much to mull over. Along with the plot, the context and commentary it provides are well-honed, too - it'd be wrong to do it any other way, but Infinite's dystopian 1912 is not without the real early-20th-century struggles of sexism, racism, and nationalism. So many moments will have you thinking long and hard about your own morality, and it's a game that has as much to say about America as it does about Booker and Elizabeth.

The story is told brilliantly, too - as mentioned, nothing is given to you too easily, but the way you learn things by observing the world around you means you'll put together the pieces for yourself. This bolsters the sense of connection to the world, and to the game itself, because you feel involved. It's truly interactive storytelling at its best.

A multi-layered story that twists, turns, and makes you think -
without losing sight of itself in the process.


At its core, BioShock Infinite succeeds in being an absolutely ripping science-fiction story, one whose minutiae and symbolic meaning I can't wait to pick apart with a fine-toothed comb in conversations with friends in the days and weeks to come. With the combination of its layered and interesting characters, world, and plot, it's up there with the best stories that have ever been told in the medium. Backed up by incredible graphics and design, as well as jaw-dropping sound and music, it's an incredible vision that aims high and is almost perfectly realised.

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