182 - Slow Hockey (feat. Nikko Malyon & Ben Kochan!)

This week, it's a very special Hallowe'en Spook-Dracula! To celebrate, we're joined once again by our friends Nikko Malyon and Ben Kochan, and we discuss the Bloods vs. the Crypts, the death of Big Kev, and the Cool Klux Klan. A little later in the pod we're joined by two more very interesting fellows, so don't go anywhere! Plus, we play another exciting round of That Sounds Good, What's That About?

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Hallowe'en Spook-Dracula Theme: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
A Barricade Grows: Max Quinn's Onomatopenis
TSGWTA Theme: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
FEATURE TRACK:
Waterloo is the first single from the new EP by Max Quinn's Onomatopenis, Carpool Tunnel Syndrome. That sentence is a bit of a mouthful, but all you need to know is this is the brand-new release from Max Quinn, a very bloody good songwriter and performer, and this time around he's backed by full-band instrumentation, some of which was provided by our very own XRN. Keep an eye out for the EP next month, but for now, enjoy Waterloo!

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Come to Nikko's monthly show, Green Lights Comedy Nights!
Check out Ben's podcast, the newly-renamed Is That A Bit?
Email Tom or Xavier or both!

144 - SSJ Helloween Shocktober Spooktacular 2014!

This week, it's the most wonderful time of the year, as we take an episode to honour all our favourite spooks, creeps, monsters and freaks: that's right, ourselves: Grave-ier Boo-betzki Boo-nan, and Tomb Severed Hand, Ugh, Son! We compare spooky sound effects, measure the length of of our genitals in Scrabble letters, and tell the grisly true story of Octopus's Garden.
Also I just realised we forgot to do another episode of World Of Scares. That would've been great.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Halloween Theme: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
Zombies!: March of the Real Fly
gristle castle: Poke -1,170
FEATURE TRACK:
Monster Beach Party: Teen Sensations
Grab a download or pre-order the Teen Sensations' debut 7" HERE.
Check out their Facebook page for the tour details, including a Sydney show with Dr. Spaceman!

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Email Tom or Xavier or both!

141 - Sandra Bulldog

This week, we talk about Men In Black theme songs, campaign slogans, and doorknobs, in a particularly off-the-cuff episode. No mail, no news, just a whole lot of crazy bullshit! Oh, and Tom has a dark secret... and we tell spooky stories, in a new segment called World of Scares!

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
Less Bored, More Poor: Shaky Handz
Oh Yeah: Velociraptor
FEATURE TRACK:
Flower: March of the Real Fly
If you're in Sydney next week, come to the launch of March of the Real Fly's new single, Flower (the one at the end of this week's episode, doy!), at which Xavier will be playing with Max Quinn's Onomatopenis! Details here:
https://www.facebook.com/events/356882614478558/

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Email Tom or Xavier or both!

Episode 48 - Haunting The Airwaves (feat. Alexei Toliopoulos)

This week, we’re joined by the extremely funny Alexei Toliopoulos for our marathon Halloween special! We talk about aging, masturbation, dick band-aids, hairstyles, the sudden departure of what could’ve been Tom’s true love, Ghostbusters, our experiences with the paranormal, Harry Potter, Apocalypse Now, porn parodies, ‘cars of jum’, The Walking Dead, Lost: The Video Game, sitcoms of the 90s, Dishonored, Doom, the alphabet, glasses face, Foghat, Fight Night Champion, Rocky VII: Adrian’s Revenge, Generic Cola, Skyrim, casual racism, SingStar, 50 Cent: Bulletproof, High School Musical, and Max Payne.
In SSST: Federal judge throws out most of the PSN hack suit, Wii U gamers will need an Origin account to play online, Halo 4 was Microsoft’s most expensive game, Rockstar ramps up to announcing GTA V details, and GTA: Vice City gets a re-release.
In Ask SSJ: we talk about teachers, Itty Bitty Schnitties, furniture stores, face-mashing, Chocolate Rain, General Pants & the Privates, Facebook hacks, apparent drunkenness, strokes, hitting on mums, claustrophobia, vertigo, pigeons, vulnerability on dates, and Ghost Rider.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Halloween Theme: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Flesheaters: Matt Nida / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Halloween: Albino Ghost Monkey / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

CLICK HERE to download!
CARS OF JUM
Check out Alexei on Twitter: @ThisIsAlexei
We mentioned The Book Was Better podcast - go check them out! They're one of our favourite podcasts!
Add Sandsky on XBL: colourfast
Add Xavier on PSN: xavierrn
FREE ADVICE: If you try and eat all your Halloween candy in one go... you're probably not old enough to be listening to this podcast. Seriously, where's the overlap between trick-or-treaters and SSJ listeners?