Episode 46 - How To Blackmail Someone Into Fellating A Pig

This week, we talk about Cloud Four, the ethics of breakfast, choir, the myth of creation, the counterfeit bible industry, and Satan Satan Joystick. We almost talk about our love lives, favourite Pokémon, X-COM Enemy Unknown, Dishonored, and space jump.
In SSST: THQ Asia Pacific closes Australian offices, Sony patents a temperature-changing controller, Rockstar Games Collection Edition I compiles some of Rockstar's best, Nintendo bumps New Super Mario Bros U down to 720p, Halo 4 leaks, and Diablo might've come to the Game Boy.
In Ask SSJ: We talk about devious plans for revenge, a public access commercial break TV show, Tom's imperviousness to leg pain, toilet-based paranoia, one-night stands, annoying internet trends, and MILFs.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Look Back: 2NRO8OT / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Yellow Dust: Rolemusic / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

FEATURE TRACK:
The Pieces - Cloud Four
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DIRT BETWEEN MY NAILS!
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Free advice: If you make your pets fight in real life, you'll be arrested. The police also frown on crushing pets into balls.

Episode 45 - It's A Beautiful BRAAAINS

Rise and shine, Little Juans! It's time for Episode 45 of Something Something Joystick! This week, we talk about Billie Ray Cyrus, weird dreams, Cap'n Fishy, my vampire father, our love lives, old people fucking, Skyrim, coffee, Red Dead Redemption, plans for our 50th episode, and the gender of God.
We talk about our experiences at IGN's Halo 4 Black Beta and EB Games' EB Expo (including shout-outs to Geek Bomb and the guys from IGN AU, as well as scoops on WonderBook, Tomb Raider, the WiiU and more, some analysis on the retailer-run expo... and Ray Romano).
In SSST: Microsoft cuts Xbox 360 prices, Nintendo confirms WiiU region lock, Cliff Bleszinski leaves Epic, ex-Rare employees reunite for new project, Sony announces Vita's 10-year lifespan, Retro City Rampage gets a release date, as does The Unfinished Swan, and the internet creeps all over Dianna Agron.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2 - Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
you and i - areographe
Horoscopes - Astrid & the Asteroids

Power Supply - Anamanaguchi / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

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DON'T EAT PORK - NOT EVEN WITH A FORK. CAN'T TOUCH THIS!
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FREE ADVICE: Try adding a little sugar to your popcorn. The sweetness mixes beautifully with the salt, creating a whole new dimension of flavour. Also, don't try and eat it with your nose.

Episode 44 - Octogenarian Fuckaction

This week, we discuss spring and French onions, soap operas, fear of love, Red Dead Redemption, Light & Easy, SEGA MegaDrive Ultimate Collection, Assassin's Creed III, Skyrim, Burnout 3: Takedown, OkCupid, and Padme Amidala.
In SSST: PAX Australia will be held in Melbourne, Bioware announce Mass Effect Trilogy, Ubisoft announce Assassin's Creed: Ezio Trilogy, and PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale's full roster has been released, with no Crash or Spyro in sight. Then we plan a sitcom about crack dealers... I swear, it just came up.
In Ask SSJ: we discuss The Matrix, fax machines, space masturbation, the difference between cans and tins, Jim Henson, the ramifications of peeing in the shower, 1912 porn, The Matrix (again), Weezer, crispy chicken, the history of vaginas, and more.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
Piece Of My Baby's Sweet Motown Cake (Rehearsal Demo): General Pants & the Privates

Troubled Dreams: Rushjet1 / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0
So Much Love: Pablo J & the Lobsterettes

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VENUSAUR, OH NO! COUNTER-ATTACK WITH WHATEVER YOU FEEL LIKE, MAN
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Free advice: Don't bite your friends!

Sandsky looks a little different this week.

Episode 43 - #burp

This week, I spend most of the episode making Tom's hangover worse, as we discuss the (now sadly removed) Alligator In The USA, Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light and Red Dead Redemption. We then start fighting earlier in the episode than ever before.
In SSST: Sony announces the new PS3 Super Slim, we discuss the future of the PS3, Bioware co-founders leave for beer-er pastures, Ubisoft leak their WiiU lineup, PS+ Vita details emerge, Slender gets a sequel, Gravity Rush gets a sequel, YOU GET A SEQUEL, Squeenix announces a Kingdom Hearts HD collection, and we decide what Keiji Inafune should do to spice up YAIBA.
In Ask SSJ: We discuss large dildos in traffic, Tom's Wolverine penis, narcissism (and wolves), a communist utopia on the moon, bingo, James Colley, ringtones, torture, Louis CK, inner turmoil, Noni Hazelhurst, Pulp Fiction, and sex with your parents.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Helix Nebula: Anamanaguchi / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

I Need A Life: Born Ruffians

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SO I PUT MY SCALES UP, THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG, I KNOW I'M GONNA BE AN ALLIGATOR
Check out James Colley's podcast Historians of Time! Also all our other favourite podcasts!
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Free Advice: If you're thirsty, try water! It's nature's Gatorade!

Peanut Gallery Special - Video Game Movies (feat. Patch Kolan and Lee Sullivan)

On a very special Peanut Gallery episode of SSJ, we welcome guests Patch Kolan (Shotgun Critic, Insert Coin(s)) and Lee Sullivan (For A Few Movies More) to talk about the wonderful world of video game movies: from Super Mario Bros to Uwe Boll to the just-announced Metal Gear movie.
Join us as we discuss why video game movies work, and why they so often don't!

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Let us know what you think! Send us an email!
Oh, and here's that Portal fan movie we mentioned!
Check out Patch Kolan's movie review site Shotgun Critic, and be his pal on Twitter!
Check out Lee Sullivan's work at For A Few Movies More, including their awesome podcast!
Of course, you can find Tom and Xavier on Twitter and their work in all the usual places.

AFTERMATH.

Episode 42 - Baby Dicks

This week, we talk about our new mic setup, buffalo wings, IGN's Tekken Tag Tournament 2 Black Beta, Brain Soup, lazy editing, our upcoming Peanut Gallery special, Enslaved: Odyssey To The West, the Mythbusters, an update on our Bane impressions, SSJ Industries' boss Pendleton Pig, and Truth Or Lies, which we award our first official SSJ Seal of Disapproval.
In SSST, we break down the WiiU's release details, talk about Inafune's new ninja-mech-zombie game, check out what people voted for on Steam Greenlight, get worried about what this R18+ rating really means, titillate each other with the ESRB's rating for Dead or Alive 5, and plug the heck out of Sifl & Olly's new show.
We launch right into Ask SSJ, which leads to discussions of toughness, adulthood, milk-based conspiracies, classic literature for teenagers, lettuce, childhood delusions, the value of honesty, annoying phrases, clean breakups, body image, fetishes, and auteur directors.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Laputa: Henry Homesweet / CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

Like When You: Born Ruffians

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ZANG!
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Free advice: ♫ Don't eat knives. You can put 'em in your mouth, but don't keep 'em there! ♫

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