80 - Illegible Bachelor

This week, we talk about cough buttons, PAX Aus, E3, the Pixel Sounds festival, Hooters, teens, IGN AU's The Last Of Us Black Beta, Patch Kolan's hypothetical daughter Rebecca, Isla Fisher, Nashville, LSDJ, Okami HD, music theory, and yelling things.
In SSST: we clear up some confusion about Microsoft's just-announced Xbox One (and add some more into the mix), look at Amazon's new indie games store, and ponder one of the greatest mysteries in video game history.
In Ask SSJ: we talk about Tom's personal struggles, spoilers, a gift from Tom's granddad, Jake and Amir, lying to impress people, calculators, bad taste Stevie Wonder jokes, the Spice Girls, the importance of graphics in games, inserting fruit into orifices for money, and a private meeting at SSJ Industries.
Thanks to Aaron, David, Sarah, Patch, David GuSTAVson GUStavson, and Zac Innes for writing in!

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
Moss Baton: Dot.AY
Let's Party: Ten Thousand Free Men And Their Families

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Episode 45 - It's A Beautiful BRAAAINS

Rise and shine, Little Juans! It's time for Episode 45 of Something Something Joystick! This week, we talk about Billie Ray Cyrus, weird dreams, Cap'n Fishy, my vampire father, our love lives, old people fucking, Skyrim, coffee, Red Dead Redemption, plans for our 50th episode, and the gender of God.
We talk about our experiences at IGN's Halo 4 Black Beta and EB Games' EB Expo (including shout-outs to Geek Bomb and the guys from IGN AU, as well as scoops on WonderBook, Tomb Raider, the WiiU and more, some analysis on the retailer-run expo... and Ray Romano).
In SSST: Microsoft cuts Xbox 360 prices, Nintendo confirms WiiU region lock, Cliff Bleszinski leaves Epic, ex-Rare employees reunite for new project, Sony announces Vita's 10-year lifespan, Retro City Rampage gets a release date, as does The Unfinished Swan, and the internet creeps all over Dianna Agron.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2 - Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
you and i - areographe
Horoscopes - Astrid & the Asteroids

Power Supply - Anamanaguchi / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

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DON'T EAT PORK - NOT EVEN WITH A FORK. CAN'T TOUCH THIS!
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FREE ADVICE: Try adding a little sugar to your popcorn. The sweetness mixes beautifully with the salt, creating a whole new dimension of flavour. Also, don't try and eat it with your nose.