95 - A True Shitizen

This week: Jon Lovitz, Max Quinn, space-bar, smartphones, protest signs, weather, Beethoven, Air Bud, my 21st birthday party, The Little Mermaid, SpongeBob porn, and a whole lotta Grand Theft Automobile Five. Oh, and some really uncomfortable accidental racism.
In SSST: Beloved Nintendo president Hiroshi Yamauchi passes away, and the Xbox One won't stand on its side. Then we talk about blimps, oversized body parts, GTA V, iOS 7, and Jizzle.
In Ask SSJ: anticipation, the Two Moon theory, slime-themed enemies, the Nutcracker, freedom of information, Tom's stance on zombie-killing, VGBC, GTA V, leaving parties early, McDonalds, the secret ballot, fines, and parasol murderer Ree Mansell.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Prism Stars: Derris-Kharlan / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0
Hey Jimmy: Alexander Cross

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Huge thanks to our studio audience Morgan Freemansell!
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real edible goodness! provided by Tom Raider!
holy! fricking! gosh!

69 - #SSJ69 (feat. Ree Mansell and Patch Kolan)

This week, I'm too drunk to remember what happened today, but needless to say, it was very sexy and very... alcohol.
HUGE thanks to everyone who wrote in and contributed to making this a brilliant and super fun 69th episode spectacular!

MUSIC USED:
SSJ (CXDR XXX RMX) - Cherax Destructor

Ici la Femme (XXX Mix) - Louise Vertigo (The Lounge King) / CC BY-NC 3.0

Lose Control - Dyabolical feat. Gionni / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Sweet Somethings - Jeffrey Letterly / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

SSJ Theme 2 - Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

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Check out Patch on Twitter, on Instagram, at Shotgun Critic, and at whatever else he mentioned on the podcast. I'm so sorry. I'm drunk. Patch is the best. Go click on his internet things.
Get your free download of Cherax Destructor's brilliant remix of our theme song at his Soundcloud. Also please follow him on there and maybe grab an EP from his Bandcamp because Oh My God, You Guys. Oh My God.
NOTE: this episode is uncut and uncensored because right now i'm just too drunk to handle that shit.

57 - GOTYE (sort of feat. Ree Mansell)

This week, we welcome 'drinks bitch' and background-giggler Ree Mansell to share the delight of our 2nd annual Game Of The Year Edition! We celebrate the new year with our year-end lists - but first, we discuss Auld Lang Syne, SSJ action figures, crackling, the year 2022, truck driving, plinths, Half-Life 3, the Nintendo 4DS, Haley Joel Osment, VB, Wreck-It Ralph, Skrillex, the Spruce Goose, a Pretty English Girl, and dub Tom "the Batman of masturbating in public". We also wrap up the year in console releases, the Kickstarter revolution, and some titles which just missed out on our best-of lists.

Then we really kick it into gear, with our lists for:
Best Podcast Discoveries of 2012
Best Visuals
Best Sound & Music
Best Gameplay.

Then we tease you just a little longer by answering some viewer mail in a segment we like to call Ask SSJ!

Then it's finally time for our grand List Of All Lists: Best Games of 2012!
Huge congratulations, love and respect to all the award-winners of this year.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Hare Versus Tortoise: Sycamore Drive / CC BY-ND 3.0

You Made it Weird with Pete Holmes Theme: Reggie Watts*
The Book Was Better Theme: Jessica McLeod

Helix Nebula: Anamanaguchi / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0
Adventure: Disasterpeace

*Used without permission. If this poses a legal problem, uh.. oops. We'll remove it. Sorry :S

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NEW YEAR'S DAY... NOW IS THE ACCEPTED TIME TO MAKE YOUR REGULAR ANNUAL GOOD RESOLUTIONS. NEXT WEEK YOU CAN BEGIN PAVING HELL WITH THEM AS USUAL.
Keep an eye out for Ree's upcoming YouTube show! It's gonna be a thing. For real.
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