127 - Brony Soprano (feat. Max Skelton!)

This week, the very funny Max Skelton makes his return to the show, and we discuss lemons, elephants, the postal service, and The Twilight Zone.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
House of Cards: Astrid & the Asteroids
With An Ax: Born Ruffians

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Episode 50 - Back To Back To Back To The Future (feat. Ruby Giles, Zac Innes, Max Skelton & Alexei Toliopoulos)

This week, to celebrate our Metrically Significant Occasion, we invite as many guests as possible back onto the show for a Podcast Party! So, with Ruby Giles, Zac Innes, Max Skelton, and Alexei Toliopoulos in tow, we launch into our 50th episode.
In SSST: we unveil the full details of Grand Theft Auto V, the Wii U's need for updates (and bringing your consoles Into The Internet Age), The Last Guardian's uncertain future, three delays from THQ, Metal Gear Solid 4's new special edition, Peter Molyneux's final game, and Sony's plan to launch the PS3 in China.
In Ask SSJ: we discuss peeping Toms, unsafe neighbourhoods, hauntings, molestation, forest fires, infidelity, Kirk Van Houten, adult baby porn, gigantic misshapen hearts, bluebottles, the (sigh) 'utili-kilt', our favourite words, butt shaving, communicating with animals, our celebrity sex lists, and fictional objects we wish existed.
Also featuring phone-in guests, a live performance of 'Ruby Eating An Apple',  background noise, technical difficulties, and unexpected visitors, as well as discussions of PAX, politics, prostitution, and chicken monsters.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan
Hummingbird: Born Ruffians

monopackung: Dragan Espenschied / CC BY-NC 3.0
Brenda: Pablo J & the Lobsterettes

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Check out Ruby on Twitter, and her quarterlyish magazine Ghostly!
Check out Zac's podcast Gaming Cult, as well as his tumblr Women Eating Yoghurt!
Check out Max's podcast Out To Dinner, as well as his now-defunct radio show Agents Of R.A.D.I.O!
Check out Alexei on Twitter, as well as Mila Kunis. She's real purdy.
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FREE ADVICE: Don't underestimate Metapod. He has a powerful soul.

Episode 26 - Whether OOHLALA or OOHLALA or OOHLALA or OOHLALA

This week, with our good friend Max Skelton, we talk about OJ, Iron Patriot, GTA: 'Sans Andreas', GTA IV, Maltesers, The Simpsons Movie, 'lieutenant', milk (correction: 'milk' in polish is 'mleko'. I am a bad person), Max Payne 3 (and a short history of Rockstar games), and import games. We read some poetry, have two seperate instances of technical difficulties (sorry...) and attempt to struggle through stip-stiggidy story time. We talk about GAME, the PS Vita (and LittleBigPlanet Vita), 38 Studios' closure, we put Maltesers in our noses, discuss Because We May, talk about storing beach equipment up our arses, Jet Set Radio and Assassin's Creed 3 headed to Vita, a new Star Wars game, Tony Hawk HD's soundtrack (and why their recent games have failed), and Diablo 3 becomes more popular than being Scottish. We discuss the flaws of online gaming, XCOM, and a final dose of poetry with General von Worthingtonfotherfordshire the 13th-and-a-half.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Emerge And Seek: Nathan Meunier / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

The Last Arp Fades At Dawn: Flashbob / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

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I'VE FORGOTTEN YOUR DONG AND ITS OMINOUS GRACE
Check out Max Skelton's upcoming webseries Richter & Crowe! They have microphones with fuzzy things on 'em. Pretty fuckin' professional.
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If you're going to put candy in your nose, Maltesers are, while somewhat unpleasant, a relatively safe bet. Their size stops them from causing blockages or permanent damage while still being an enjoyable nasal challenge.

Episode 24 - Multi-Ball

This week, on an especially chaotic episode, we're joined by Max Skelton and discuss flight mode, snacks, Captain Morgan, Batman: Arkham Asylum, Oobisoft, balls, all-you-can-eat Pizza Hut, and the IGN AU Starhawk Black Beta. We then delve into stip-stiggity story time: Bioshock Infinite is delayed, LittleBigPlanet Vita beta is announced, Sony's shares fall to a 31-year low, Mojang boycott E3 (and we piss off our legion of Swedish fans), a $99 Xbox Three Hundred and Sixty confirmed, Internet Explorer is headed to Xbox... and then we trail off into a discussion about Bing, Charlize Theron, porn parodies, serial killers, sex pistols, Fez, story vs. gameplay, Japanese RPG characters, Psychonauts, SSJ Industries' CEO John C. Pendleton, and something about "a dick that looks like a pinball table". Then we rap things up with a few songs. Lovely.

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Beepbop: Dragan Espenschied / CC BY-NC 3.0

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MULTIPLIER! DINGDINGDING!
Check out Max Skelton's upcoming webseries Richter & Crowe! It has moustaches in it!
Also, it's your last chance to pick up a ticket for Insert Coin(s)! Do it! Try and beat us in Street Fighter!
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If you wet the bed, don't just lie there. Change those sheets!