76 - Dalmartians

This week, we discuss farts, incorrigibility, Game of Thrones, Google history, Boticelli, ghosts, the official SSJ App, the history of the condom, Tom's voice, meditation, podcast suicide, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, Mortal Kombat, GTA: Vice City, and a whirlwind tour of your favourite sitcoms from the 80s, 90s and now. Also, we discuss whether ghosts are real, and play a game of 'Where Is It?', which is kind of like a game but not fun.
In SSST: Sim City 4 is announced, EA and FIFA to keep working together for a decade, the Ouya is delayed, a new Wolfenstein game is on the way, and something about fighting games. Also, sandwiches, Vampire Weekend, my recent adventures in being-flirted-with (side-note: yes, it's that rare that I have to bring it up on the show) (side-side-note: our most censored segment!), the total number of dogs in the world (a lot of pooches!), muscle spasms, 'ballers', and my lover Alexei.
In Ask SSJ: metal/Motown (met-own? mo-tal?), pancakes, smells in space, dalmatians, ghosts (again), birthdays, Freud, Glucos: God of Sweetening, the Blue Man Group, the Great Gatsby, Mad Men, Tom's ambitious plan to invest in a weapon, and we tapdance ourselves out.
Thanks to Daniel Juan and huge birthday love to Aaron Juan for writing in!

MUSIC USED:
SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Wake Up: Crazy Games / CC BY-NC-SA 3.0

Backtrackin': Vhiiula / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0

CLICK HERE to download!
Email Tom or Xavier or both!
Add Sandsky on XBL and PSN: colourfast
Add Xavier on PSN and XBL: xavierrn

67 - Orlando Bloom

This week, we talk about appetisers, teeth, buds, our demographic, the birds and the bees, Orlando Bloom, a chance romantic encounter with a yellow beanie baby, Tom's new girlfriend, butt-paddling, Melbourne, famous Toms, our upcoming 69th episode spectacular, reggae yells, Crysis 3, DMC: Devil May Cry (and the intricacies of demon reproduction), and Tomb Raider.

In SSST: we talk about truckers and Taylor Swift, we break down the SimCity debacle, Microsoft announces Age Of Empires II HD, Telltale confirm Season 2 of its Walking Dead game is coming this Spring, Eidos finally unveil next year's Thief reboot, our weird love of name-dropping, and my new most-anticipated game of the year, Snoop Dogg: Way Of The Dogg.

In Ask SSJ/Listen To The Listeners?: we picture the inner workings of #GargoyleJuan's podcast-listening habits, invent a word ('meb'), struggle with technological shortcomings, and discuss foods we don't like because of their texture.

MUSIC USED:

SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan

Sweetie Belle: Cherax Destructor

Play The Game: Pocketmaster / CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

CLICK HERE to download!
YOU ALL KNOW ME. KNOW HOW I EARN A LIVIN'. I'LL CATCH THIS BIRD FOR YOU, BUT IT AIN'T GONNA BE EASY. BAD FISH.
Add Sandsky on XBL and PSN: colourfast
Add Xavier on PSN and XBL: xavierrn